Top 24 Funny Christmas Gifts for Everyone on Your List

It’s that time of year where everyone around you is stressing out about all the gifts they have to buy, all the parties they have to attend, all the extras they have to do. Blah, blah, blah. If your biggest problems in life revolve around scheduling social outings, decorating, and shopping, then you’re in pretty good shape.

 

Yet it is easy to get caught up in the holiday shopping hubbub. Truth is, it’s a challenge finding the perfect gift for everyone on your list. So instead of aiming for perfection, opt for a good laugh instead.

 

From gag gifts for Christmas exchanges in the office to funny Christmas gifts for friends, we’ve got 24 affordable Christmas ideas that are perfect for everyone you know.

 

Funny Christmas Gifts for Boyfriends and Husbands

If you’re looking for funny Christmas gifts for your significant other, we’ve got some good ones – assuming that he likes to drink…

 

Flask Book

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A sophisticated way for him to conceal his booze, the flask book looks just like a real deal hardbound classic – until you open it. Hollowed out in the center to hold an included flask, it’s perfect for holding his rainy day stash of booze at home or hiding his liquor at work. And it’s handmade from reclaimed library books – which is pretty *** cool.

 

Recipe Glass

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Is your guy a wannabe bartender who thinks he knows how to make a cocktail but can’t make a drink to save his life? The recipe glass is covered with instructions on how to make a variety of cocktails with your spirit of choice. And it comes in different options so he can work on perfecting drinks with whiskey, gin, vodka, rum, tequila, or beer.

 

Truth Serum Decanter

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So many of us have the same curse – the more we drink, the more honest we get. It’s almost indisputable – for most people, liquor is truth serum. And that’s why we love this glass decanter. (That’s also why we get in trouble so often). Fill it with whiskey, vodka, or scotch – it really doesn’t matter – it’s a cool way to store and pour your booze.

 

Funny Christmas Gifts for Friends

Planning on getting together with friends during the holiday season? These funny options work as well for guys as they do for [cool] girls. They’re super affordable – so just wrap them nice and you’ll be good to go.

 

Lit Flask

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Your drinking buddies are definitely gonna like this one. Perfect for stashing in a handbag or a back pocket, this 6 ounce flask offers classic style with a holiday twist.

Santa Dreidel

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Whether you’re celebrating Xmas or Hanukkah, this one’s a total crowd pleaser. With a Santa face and a Christmas tree, this is one dreidel that everyone can enjoy.

 

Nature’s *** Pics Calendar

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We already know what you’re thinking – I haven’t used a paper calendar in 10 years. Whatever. Wall calendars are still a thing – and this one is hilarious. It’s perfect for anyone with a sense of humor, because guys need to stop sending unsolicited *** pics and women need to make it clear that they don’t want to receive them.

 

Funny Christmas Gifts for Brothers

When it comes to your brother, it’s almost required that you get him a funny gift. After all, you tortured each other through childhood, so why break tradition?

 

Zombie Survival Guide

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This one comes straight from Max Brooks – yes, the Max Brooks who wrote World War Z. It’s the ultimate guide to getting through the Zombie apocalypse, perfect for any Walking Dead fan who wants to learn more than Michonne or Daryl can teach us.  

 

Octopus Ski Mask

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Knit with free-flowing tentacles that hang like a beard, the Octopus Ski Mask will make him look super ridiculous – but it will keep him cozy and warm. It’s actually quite functional – but its real appeal lies in its humor.

 

Instant Underpants

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Just run it under water and watch this little pellet grow into a pair of tightie whities. As funny as this gift may be, it’s kind of useful. Wet undies are better than no undies, right?

 

Funny Christmas Gifts for Mom and Dad

It’s not that hard to find funny Christmas gifts for dad. Well guess what? Mom likes a laugh too. These small, inexpensive gift ideas are sure to get a chuckle from both.

 

Trick golf balls

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If dad likes to spend time out on the links, these trick golf balls are a must. One explodes, one shoots out ribbons, one bursts into a puff of mist, and one jumps and skips so it’s totally un-puttable. Even if he’s super serious about his game, he’ll have fun with these.

 

Slang flashcards

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There’s nothing funnier than watching someone in their later years try to sound hip. These flashcards are ideal for parents or grandparents who have no idea what their millennial kids are saying.

 

Titanic Ice Trays

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Whether you’re a big strong dude or a girly girl, you know that watching Jack and Rose freeze in the sea at the end of Titanic makes you shed a tear. Don’t lie. So whether mom or dad drinks gin and tonics, vodka on the rocks, or lots of water, this Titanic-shaped ice tray is perfect for use in any clear drink. As you drink, it sinks!

 

Golden Girls Wine Charms

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Whether she identifies with Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, or Sophia, these wine charms are perfect for any wine-drinking mom. They’re sure to get a laugh the next time she invites three girlfriends over for a boozy brunch.

 

Santa’s Watching Wine Glass

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He sees you when you’re sleeping… when you’re awake…and when you’re drinking too much wine. This wine glass is holiday perfect for your wine-loving momma. After all, Christmas day is the perfect time to drink wine and be merry.

 

Funny Christmas Gifts for Coworkers

Sometimes you buy gifts for coworkers because you like them. Sometimes you’re forced to buy a gift to meet the ridiculous requirements of some white elephant party. Whatever the case may be, here are some good ones.

 

Funny Desk Signs

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10% obnoxious, 90% honest, these funny desk signs come in a variety of designs that range from witty to flat out rude. But you’ll never have to say what you’re really thinking… they send a clear message to anyone approaching your desk.

 

Corkscrew Stapler

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We all have that coworker who starts planning happy hour at 11 am. This is the gift for them. Grab that bottle of Merlot you have stuffed in your bottom drawer and crack it open. The corkscrew stapler is the perfect way to conceal your Rose or Cabernet addiction at work.

 

Bull*** Button

The Official BS Button
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If you’ve ever worked in a corporate office you know that there’s a lot of bull*** involved. And that’s why the Bull*** button is the perfect gift for anyone in the office. Whether you’re the CEO trying to wrangle in 100 employees or the new associate taking *** from everyone above you, dealing with BS is a given in your day.

 

F Bomb Paperweight

F Bomb Paperweight
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Truth bombs…F bombs… call them whatever you like, if you work in an office you probably hear the F word a lot. Even if your office has gone paperless, the F bomb “paperweight” makes for funny (and honest) office décor.

 

Funny Couples Gifts for Christmas

 

The best way to embarrass a couple is to give them a dirty or sexy gift (there are lots of them out there) to open in front of their family and friends. This year, we think it’s better to go with something that’s funny and useful.

 

Call Bell

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It doesn’t matter if you’re a husband, a wife, a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, there will certainly be a time in your relationship when you need your significant other to wait on you. Whether you’ve got the flu or you’re just super hungover from a night out, if someone responds to the ding-ding of your bell, you know they love you.

 

100 Movies to Watch

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If you’re buying for the couple who loves to spend time on the couch, this movie poster is ideal. It’s like a bucket list for awesome films that everyone should see – and they can scratch each one off as they watch them.  

Lionel Richie Cutting Board

Hello…is it me you’re cooking for? If you’re on the hunt for the perfect gift for a pair of ‘80s music fans, this Lionel Richie cutting board is it. Etched with Lionel’s face and a play on his classic lyrics, this cutting board is awesome, regardless of who has the kitchen skills.  

 

Not So Classic Gag Gifts for Christmas

 

Need a funny gag gift for Christmas? Instead of the classic choices (like Whoopee cushions and fake lottery tickets) these options are a bit more, shall we say, 2018?

 

Trump Small Hand Soap

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Let’s make this very VERY clear…by no means are we expressing our political views or taking one side or the other on this one. Fact is, this is just too good to not include on this list. Regardless of what side of the aisle you’re on, this 2 ounce bar of soap is guaranteed to get a laugh. At just over $3, it’s the perfect stocking stuffer.

 

Blank Jigsaw Puzzle

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This one isn’t your typical gag gift in the sense of ha ha funny funny. It’s actually a legit brainteaser that’s perfect for anyone who’s up for the challenge. But it’s also a mild form of torture and that – when given to the right person – can be pretty hilarious.

 

Chocolate iPhone X

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So this is how this one’s gonna go… whoever you give this to is 1) going to love you for about a minute and think you’re the best gift giver of all time and then 2) hate you for being the prankster you are. The chocolate iPhone X, packed in a box that looks exactly like the real Apple box, is a surefire way to get someone’s hopes up – just to shoot them down.

 

Bonus: Check Out These 6 Extra, Awesome Gifts for Anyone on Your List

Funny gifts are great, but the way to shoot to the top of the “best gift giver” list is to give something useful. Here are six extra gift-giving ideas to make you as much of a superstar as Santa.

 

Bonjo Coffee

Special reserved blends…organic brews…loose tea…it doesn’t matter how you like to get your caffeine –

Bonjo Coffee is the way to go. If you really want to step up your gift giving game, they even have fancy espresso machines and all sorts of accessories for barista-quality brewing.  

 

Detour Wipes

When jumping in the shower just isn’t an option, Detour Wipes make it easy to clean yourself up. You can toss them in your backpack when you’re hiking. You can pack them in your beach bag when you’re chilling on the sand. And, you can even stuff them in the pocket of your jeans for when you’re getting downright dirty at an outdoor festival.

 

My Audio Pet

These little Bluetooth speakers are perfect for anyone who takes their music seriously but their life…not so much. Not only do they offer incredible sound and clarity, but they include a microphone and can be paired together for true stereo-quality listening.  

 

Sagii Apparel

From performance tees and hoodies for men to sporty leggings and tanks for women, a Sagii Apparel gift is the perfect way to inspire someone to hit the gym. It’s a stylish and (not so) subtle way to let your friends or relatives know that it’s time to get in shape.

 

Helix Towels

Is there anything better than a super soft towel to sit on at a campsite or wrap around your shoulders on a chilly day at the beach? We think not. These Helix towels are made from ultra-soft Turkish cotton that gets softer with each use – and they come in dozens of cool patterns and colors to boot.

 

pureLyft Energy Sticks

No…we’re not talking about the Lyft that you call when you’re drunk and desperate for a ride home. These are pureLyft energy sticks that you can twirl in any glass or bottle to give any beverage a caffeine-induced jolt. Stir them in water, in soda, in juice, or in your gin and tonic – we won’t judge.  

 

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